If you know me and consider yourself my friend, then you know my number. Yes, It’s still active. I’m just making it appear that it’s not. It’s just that I’m too lazy to text/call you back. Nevertheless, be consoled by the fact that I am aware that you contacted me and don’t be hesitant to call me a bad friend. I know you love me anyway.

If perchance you stumbled upon this blog and have no idea who I am and after reading what I wrote you somehow got the urge to contatct me for whatever reason, feel free to email me at:


Try not to send me lame chain emails and please don’t sell me anything.